Banana = Proof of god's existence

Kirk Cameron is wondering, "who do you know who is insane?"
The banana shows up at about 03:30 as "The Atheist's Nightmare". It's hard to watch, but you can skip ahead to see them prove the existence of god. How, exactly, do they do this? By attempting to make random pedestrians believe that they're going to spend eternity in hell for refusing to accept Christ into their lives. Oh yeah, and you'll burn [for eternity] because you're a liar, a thief and a blasphemer (skip to about 12:20). The method:
Satan (Kirk Cameron and/or Ray Comfort): Excuse me, but have you ever lied?
Sinner (Random unsuspecting passerby): Well... yeah... sure.
Satan: So what would you call someone who has lied? What would you call yourself, having lied?
Sinner: A liar I suppose.
Satan: Okay... have you ever stolen anything?
Sinner: Sure... when I was younger.
Sinner: So what would you call someone who has stolen?
Sinner: A thief... umm... I would call them a thief.
Satan: Have you ever used the lord's name in vain?
Sinner: Uhmmm... yeah. I suppose I have.
Satan: That's called blasphemy, did you know that? You've sinned against god. Your a liar, a thief and a blasphemer-- if you were god, would you send a liar to heaven or hell? Admit it. God exists! GOD EXISTS!! Think of your family, you sinful wretched excuse for subhuman matter. Again, consider this: if you don't accept the christ, you will burn. Do you really want to burn?
For eternity?
In conclusion... help the atheist... the atheist is not your enemy... don't argue with them... just convince them that they're agnostic, and that they simply don't know if there's a god... then help them... show them they've done wrong, and that they need god's forgiveness...



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I dislike these people.
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