Tuesday, October 05, 2004

Debate Lingo, Part Deux

Cheney: "You lie!"

Edwards: "No, you lie!"

Cheney: "How dare you demean our support in Iraq!"

Edwards: "I admit, I don't have as extensive a political record as my opponent" (paraphrase)

Cheney: "I never said there was a connection between Iraq and 9/11" (liar)

Edwards= Appearing as if part of a soap opera, licking his lips and gazing seductively

Cheney= Calm, with a sort of, "ha, ha, I got you there" vibe, all the while thinking, "go fuck yourself". "You're saying I was the former CEO of Halliburton, as if I had anything to do with their $8 billion dollar no bid contract in Iraq, come on now."

I know, not much for detailed analysis here. Honestly, I don't feel that Edwards did a very good job, but hey, we'll see how THE dub stands on Friday.

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