Simplified 'News' (kind of like the real thing!)

Staying informed...

Iran is playing negotiation poker.

North Korea wants to test missles.

Israel is 'pounding' Lebanon.

Vladimir Putin kissed a little boy on the stomach.

Captain Decisive and his decisive crew can't decide what to do with 'terrror' detainees in the 'war on terra'.

People in Iraq are still killing each other.

UN officials argued with each other today.

Smoking is bad.

It's really hot in the Midwest (US).

Wild fires are burning in Nevada-- and elsewhere.

Gas prices in the US and elsewhere are expected to rise.

All hell is breaking loose.

Or so it would seem. Just repeating what I see in the 'news'.