Buying a Home

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."-- CaptainDoubleSpeak, defending his propositions.

... and I just want you to know that, when I say things like that, I'm really just trying to confuse you, and am using ?clever? language to appeal to your deepest hopes and fears. When we talk about trees, we're really talking about bean burritos, and when we talk about rhetoric, we're really talking about carefully thought out and demonstrable propositions. 'Cause I'm a man of truth. I give it to ya straight-- just look at mah belt buckle. But... but when I talk about a belt buckle, I'm really referring to... [... what's that? (speaking to aide)] ... I'm sorry, I really don't know what the hell I'm referring to... oh yeah, mah belt buckle. Mah belt buckle tells you how I feel about war and peace. As far as I'm concerned, they are one and the same-- just like peaches and corn... See what ah mean? It's all the same, man. Heh heh heh.

(via AmSam, via woodslot)